The Classics Collection
Premium black tees for the intellectually curious
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"I Sit Around Stoned and Read All Day"
Back print: "12,000 Peer-Reviewed Articles" — For the serious scholar who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
Front + Back Print
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"Either I'm Insane or Everybody Else Is"
(it's open for debate) — The eternal question for anyone who sees the world differently.
Philosophy
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"100mg of Oil to Start the Day"
since 1970 — Vintage wellness vibes for the OG practitioners.
Retro Wellness
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"Where Was I Going With This?"
The eternal question. Perfect for those mid-conversation moments of clarity... or confusion.
Relatable Humor
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"Short-Term Memory Loss is a FEATURE, Not a Bug"
Tech meets cannabis wisdom. For the programmers and engineers who get it.
Tech HumorBumper Stickers
Spread the science on the road
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"Honk If You're a Flow-Dependent Structure"
Because all living things are dissipative structures maintained by energy flow. Honk if you're alive.
Thermodynamics Humor
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"My Other Car Runs on Endocannabinoids"
Your body's master regulatory system. The most important system you've never heard of.
Endocannabinoid System